AmericanAllies

HEY

THIS IS A RANDOM LONG MESSAGE
FROM THIS CHICK THAT YOU STILL DON'T KNOW
YOU NEED TO DRAW A CUTE CANADA FOR ME. BECAUSE I AM PRUSSIA. AND I AM AWESOME.
SID SAYS SHE'S GONNA EAT YOUR FRIES.
DUDE I AM NOT A STALKER. _{Or am I?}</s>
OH YEAH. I'M ASIAN. I'M ASIAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN. WHICH IS WHY I'M WEIRD. MUHAHAHAHAHA.
NO SILVER, YOU'RE A STALKER.
SOMETHING ABOUT PARENTS. WHAT ABOUT PARENTS?
OH YEAH. THAT. MY PARENTS. THEY'VE EATEN UNBORN DUCK FETUS. AND SOME FOOD MADE OUT OF PIGS BLOOD.
SQUID SAYS SHE'S A SQUID.
MOUNTAIN OYSTERS ARE BULL BALLS.
SILVER YOU'RE STILL A STALKER.
POTATOES. RUE IS ONE.
OMG I'M AN OCTAFIRE. I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT IT.
SOMETHING ABOUT BILLY.
AND CHICKEN FEET. MY PARENTS EAT THAT.
AND FROG LEGS. MY PARENTS DON'T EAT THAT. BUT YOUR PARENTS DO.
I'M BEING YELLED AT FOR FORGETTING I'M AN OCTAFIRE.
THERE'S THIS GAY HAIRDRESSER IN THIS MOVIE I WATCHED BEFORE. ALL THESE PEOPLE LIKE. GOT THEIR BODIES SWITCHED. THEN THE GAY HAIRDRESSER GOT STUCK IN THE BODY OF A WOMAN WHO WAS GETTING MARRIED.
PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT HOW MANY GAY FRIENDS THEY HAVE.
SQUID DO YOU KNOW HOW TEMPTED I AM TO WRITE ABOUT THE WEDDING QAQ
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT HAIR?
WEDDINGGGGGGGGGG. *CRIES* THE WEDDINGGGGGG
NO IT'S NOT LONG ENOUGH
SQUID. THE ONE WHERE YOU AND PENGU ARE FLOWER GIRLS.
YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD TO SHAMPOO YOUR HAIR.
SQUID, YES THE WEDDING. BUT I'M NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT HERE.
OH YEAH. THE PERSON WHO TOLD ME TO DO THIS SAYS YOU'RE GONNA GET MAD AT HIM. ;]

-LOVE, SOMEONE WHO'S WATCHING ME. _{*cough* Your non-existant brother, who I met in my dreams.}</s>

ALSO. I'M ASIAAAAAAAN.

YOU WERE ALSO TOLD TO GIVE BACK THE COLOR PENCILS YOU STOLE. AT LEAST, I THINK YOU HAVE THEM. SO IF YOU DO, GIVE THEM BACK. THE PERSON YOU TOOK THEM FROM NEEDS THEM. BECAUSE IT WAS EITHER YOU OR THE DOG. BECAUSE EVERYBODY BLAMES THE DOG. EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE ONE. BLAME THE DOG.

HEY PEOPLE WATCHING ME. CAN I POST?
NO I AM NOT REPEATING EVERYTHING.

TIME TO POSTTTTTTTTTT.

BTW, I am so sorry. THE VOICES TOLD ME TO DO THIS *cries*
deviantART muro drawing

dA hates me now. It's going "dAmn you"

.

.